just lil ol me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
brotherdubious
awed-frog

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

bokchoybussy

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.